What Are Your Good and Evil Percentages?

Your friends want to split the check evenly, but your meal costs less than everyone else’s. What do you?
  • QUIETLY PAY THE SAME AMOUNT AS EVERYONE ELSE. IT’S TOO MUCH STRESS TO ARGUE.
  • LOUDLY ANNOUNCE THAT YOU’RE PAYING MORE THAN YOU SHOULD, AND THEN DON’T TIP.
  • TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU’RE ONLY GOING TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU ORDERED.

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